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The Great River Parade

What?

There are no laws on the river.

A pilgrim once sailed from Tierra Del Fuego up through the America's until he reached the throne of the River King.
He asked: "Is there music in the water?"
The King replied: "Yes. And sometimes human shit."
That was 317 years ago.
We celebrate that moment on no particular day, because it happened on no particular day.